"Being a Ninja Ain't Easy" By DedOnArrival

"Mai! Mai, izzat you?!" Jubei Yamada called out.

Mai groaned in exasperation.

Not him again...

"Heehee, how long has it been, m'dear?" The lecherous judo legend chortled. "How you've grown...!" He reached around from behind, giving her breasts a light squeeze.

"Why, you-!" Mai shrieked. "Ryu En Bu!"

She jumped and spun, channeling her pyrokinetic ki into the tassels of her kunoichi garb and striking Jubei soundly in his midsection.

"Ooof...!" He reeled backwards from the blow and began to roll around on the ground erratically. "Kyaaa, I'm burnin'! Fire, fire, FIRE!"

"Hmph! Serves you right, pervert!" Mai turned her nose up at him as he put out the last of the flames.

"Can't blame an old man for trying!" He dusted himself off, flashing her a moderately creepy grin. "Still chasing that Bogard kid but not havin' any luck? Hah! I knew it!" Jubei cackled. "Well, consider this your lucky day!"

"What are you babbling about, old man?" The ninja eyed him warily.

"Well, it just so happens there's a recently-discovered relic on display in the National Museum of Art in Osaka that might be of interest to you," Master Yamada spoke with his eyes closed, stroking his beard with one hand as if deep in thought. "Legend has it that the Statue of Falluz can- Mai? Mai?!" The judo master looked every which way to try and figure out where she had gone.

"Gwehehehe...!" He rubbed his hands together. "She's in for a surprise!"

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Fwooosh!

As the smoke cleared, the buxom ninja's form crawled on all fours toward her target, one of her fans between her teeth.

All too easy...

She had disabled the security camera system and cut the silent alarm to the police as well. There was virtually no chance of her being discovered. Inside a glass display sat the statue. It was a dark blue with strange-looking engravings covering it.

Wait a sec, is that a...aw, seriously?! Guh...She removed the case and grabbed it with one hand.

"Ooh!"

She dropped it on the ground in confusion and shock. It was warm to the touch, almost hot even. It bounced a few times, eventually landing right-side up on its base. It began to give off an eerie glow, pulsing with an energy that she'd never encountered before.

What's...happening...to me?

She looked down, noticing her hands had slipped between her outfit and her skin. The kunoichi felt powerless to stop herself from fondling her own breasts, teasing her nipples until they became erect like the statue that sat before her.

Damn it! Feels like I'm burning up...is it that thing causing this? Fuck...I c-can't stop myself!

She knelt on top of the relic, sliding her thong over to one side and carefully guiding herself down its length.

"Aaw...ungh....Oh, God...!"

She groaned in a dizzying mix of pain and pleasure. She fingered her clit with one hand while at the same time twisting one of her nipples.

"Oh, yes...s-so...good! Aah!"

She felt as though she was being fucked senseless. She'd pleasured herself before on lonely nights, but she'd never experienced anything like this supernatural fucktoy. She quickened her pace and increased her force, causing her boobs to bounce free of her outfit. Her mounds flopped and jiggled in a frenzy, adding to her own ecstasy.

Gonna...cum!

"Iyaaaah~!" The ninja babe cried out as she climaxed, the muscles of her sex contracting around the relic. She slid forward onto her elbows, slowly lowering herself to the ground, panting.

That...was...awesome...!